The Amway Yacht Enterprise V

Well if Dick gets bored with the Windquest he can always go back to the family boat, the Enterprise V - now available for only $190,000 a week, plus expenses. (over $10,000,000 a year). No joke. Rent it here. At a 168 feet and zero inches, it is America's 38th largest private yacht.

At these prices all we wanna know is does this Enterprise come equipped with Captain Kirk or photon torpedoes? That would be, like, AWESOME! Hey, tired of pesky Ohio taking jobs from Michigan? No problem; one well placed torpedo or phaser blast will teach them Buckeyes! Beam us up!