BREAKING!
The Disembodied Head of Dick DeVos Escapes!
In
another twist to the stunning events of the last few days, the
Michigan Caucus reports that the Disembodied Head of Dick DeVos
has escaped just a day after his caputure by
commandos.
Although reports are sketchy, the Michigan Caucus has reason to belive that the Disembodied Head of Dick DeVos is floating somewhere in the blogosphere. He is considered armless and extremely wealthy.
Haha, Commies!
I have escaped! Now that I am in hiding at 133 Mulberry Lane in Dewitt, there's no way you'll find me.
I guess it's just another case of a Republican outsmarting a Democrat!!
Posted by: The Disembodied Head of Dick Devos | Monday, 07 August 2006 at 12:52 PM
Hmmm ... 133 Mulberry in DeWitt? Dodo Head - that's the Michigan Caucus HQ. Looks like you've been recaptured!
Posted by: MichiganCaucus | Tuesday, 08 August 2006 at 05:09 PM
You may have won the battle, but I will win the war. Failing that, I will reframe the issue to make it sound like the war never happened.
One Head, One Box, One Road for Michigan
Posted by: The Disembodied Head of Dick Devos | Wednesday, 09 August 2006 at 11:20 AM
Hello Liberal Scum,
I just wanted to say "thanks" for keeping Darling Dickie out of my hair for a few days!
-The Billionairess
Posted by: Betsy the Billionairess | Thursday, 10 August 2006 at 02:51 PM
Betsy, Baby!
Our little plan worked perfectly! Dickie will never know of our work together – for all he knows he's been captured by the Shining Donkey Path Ninjas. Ha ha! Dope!
But enough about the disembodied wonder – when are we getting together Honey Bunny? It’s been weeks since our last “romp.†Please … we’re really missin’ it when you talk dirty about taxes and moving jobs to China. We’ve done everything you’ve asked … so please …
The MC 5
Posted by: MichiganCaucus | Friday, 11 August 2006 at 04:35 AM