BREAKING NEWS! The Disembodied Head of Dick DeVos Captured!

The Michigan Caucus announced today that the Disembodied Head of Dick DeVos was captured in a daring daytime commando raid in Ada, Michigan.

Facing fierce resistance from Al-Ticor fighters, Michigan Caucus Special Forces raided a remote safe house in southwest Michigan only minutes after the Disembodied Head of Dick DeVos and his entourage arrived. It was not immediately known if there were any casualties.

The Disembodied Head of Dick DeVos was transfered to an undisclosed location for questioning and a medical evaluation. Sources close to the Michigan Caucus say that an initial physical examination revealed that the Disembodied Head of Dick DeVos to be in good health although not showing any vital signs.

Sources were not able to confirm reports that the Disembodied Head of Dick DeVos was a mutated form of a giant eggplant. A representative of the FBI refused to confirm or deny if DNA samples were sent to its laboratories for analysis.

Reacting to the news, officials at the Disembodied Head of Dick DeVos for Governor campaign said the capture would have no effect on their efforts to take Michigan back from the people.

"We have plenty of disembodied heads ready to float-in to continue this fight, the campaign will not be effected by the loss of the Great Dick Head," said campaign manager Headless John Swampscott.

"The Disembodied Head of Dick DeVos may be captured, but he's still fabulously wealthy. The Michigan Caucus will not get away with this."

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