WORLD EXCLUSIVE VIDEO! The True Story on How Dick DeVos got his Start in Politics!

Dick DeVos wasn't always the obvious choice for the Michigan Republican Party to run for governor against Jennifer Granholm. State GOP movers-and-shakers, while leery of pissin' off the xillionaire, didn't think that DeVos, with his Amway baggage and aw-shucks riches-to-riches-to-riches story, was quite the guy for the job. (Shit, the guy even looks like GWB - who want's THAT)?

So, how did DeVos breeze into the position of GOP standard-bearer against Granholm? Was it a simple case of money talking and bullshit walking - even though they were both available in equal amounts? Or, was there something else? Something less “concrete?â€

The Michigan Caucus has surreptitiously obtained a secret Republican biography on Dick DeVos explaining this question. Produced in China at the cost of several million dollars (US), the film finally explains how DeVos manifested himself as the Republican nominee for governor - beating out such notables as State Representative Jack "Who?" Hoogendyk for the top of the ticket.

And, now, at great risk to the lives of the Michigan Caucus Special Commandos we're able to present this video to you. Filmed entirely in coded Spanish (a peccadillo of the DeVos clan) the film has been translated and subtitled into everyday English by the Michigan Caucus Linguistics Division. If you happen to know Spanish, remember that the dialogue is in “code,†and that what may seem like ordinary Spanish conversation, means something more, something more deeply sinister...

Comments

[Kathy]

I always thought there was something a little "unnatural" about DeVos and now I know why.

[MichiganCaucus]

It took a detailed look at all the "bits and pieces," but we finally fingured it out.

[cj]

Muy Bien!